Music

  1. Hi Miss America

    America America album art

    A terrorist falls in love with Miss America. Unrequited love in the terror community ends with the destruction of a country. I wrote and recored this song in August of 2000. Any similarities to the events of 9/11 are purely freaky.

  2. Safety and Manners

    Safety and Manners

    Good manners are how you show the people around you that you respect them. Ivan says that safety is a lethal version of manners. I think he has a good point, but they often overlap.

  3. Say Goodnight

    Say Goodnight

    This song is about a stalker. I wrote it a very long time ago about my friend Jeannette who thought she was being stalked.